![]() ![]() In most of the pick-up-and-play style minigames the goal is to either insert yourself in someone elses butt or insert things into your own butt. The odds that you haven’t seen at least some of what Genital Jousting has to offer as a local multiplayer game are pretty small since this was so ubiquitous in the months after its initial early access debut, but just in case you and up to 7 of your friends control a dick with balls attached to it, between the balls is a butthole. Still, the story as unexpectedly delightful as it is only clocks in around an hour and a half so the real meat here is the multiplayer. The sardonic and dry explanation of John’s day to day challenges is milked for as much humor as possible and leads to some actual moments of laughter, not just internal mirth. John’s journey to finding out that being a shitty self-absorbed person - err, penis - to everyone around him won’t fix his life is helped along by an omnipresent narrator straight out of the Stanley Parable. ![]() John, it is safe to say, is a complete fucking dick. John tries to find fulfillment through women, who he mostly views as little more than status objects, through consumerism, which he partakes in mindlessly because owning more stuff will obviously make him more popular, and through performative travel, where he is more concerned with seeming like he is having an experience than actually having an experience. Like the game itself, it revels in its ridiculousness and just leans into it. Considering this is a game about big wiggly dicks it should not be surprising to find out that the story mode’s satire is not particularly subtle, and it is all the better for it. The story mode sees you play as a dick named John who is struggling with anxiety about his upcoming high school reunion thanks to being bullied while he was younger and how, to this point, his life has not played out like he wanted it to. The Mario Party But With Big Wiggly Dicks local multiplayer aspect is still here and is still just as amusing as it was in the first place, but now it also has a surprisingly engaging story mode. While in early access its multiplayer became an easy go-to for generic Youtubers to take a break from screaming shitty racist jokes so they can instead scream shitty sex jokes for the benefit of the giant lowest common denominator that is their profitable audience because, I mean, its about big wiggly dicks and dicks equal hits. Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.Genital Jousting was in early access - emphasis on the access (because consensual butt sex) - for over a year and gets to be one of the rare games that not only got released from early access but actually added and improved things before its final version.Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. ![]() Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. ![]()
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